I'm a Bat

Cameron was brushing his teeth and was using his bath towel as his wings because he was pretending to be a bat. Halsy went to help him down from the counter and Cameron said,

"No Daddy, I have to fly down because I'm a bat, bats always fly down!"

Halsy replied, "OK Buddy." and let him leap from the counter.

He landed very hard and his legs collapsed, causing his face to hit his knees. Cameron then said,

"Bats always hit their face" and walked off.